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I really hate people.

Not like it’s a big secret or anything. Hell, I spend the vast majority of my day trying to minimize my contact with other people. If I didn’t you’d probably see a breaking news story on the 5 o’clock news about some crazy guy that went on a face-punching spree and the ensuing standoff where he is now holed up in a dollar store threatening to repeatedly punch some white-trash baby. (You know…because babies are fucking assholes.)

I can’t help it. Everyone is just so damn annoying.

Take my neighbors, for example.
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I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to have a birthday pass without some sort of interesting story attached.

My plan:  Take Thursday (my birthday) and Friday off and do absolutely nothing.  Just relax.  Listen to some music, watch a movie or two, and just be lazy until Sunday when I’d get together for a meal with the family.

What actually happened:  Not really that.

Well, sorta that.  With a little extra “people breaking into my house” action.  And boners.

Yes, I’m about to explain.  Calm down.
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Ah, religion. A subject almost everyone has a fairly solid opinion on.

Including me.

*Warning* This blog is not suitable for viewing at work. Or at church.

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Dear pilots,

PS…if you’re reading this while flying please stop and focus on not crashing.

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The other day I stopped at a Plaid Pantry (convenience store) on my way home to grab some fuel for one of the all-too-frequent all-nighters I’ve pulled recently.

I gathered my various energy drinks and nerd fuel and headed to the register, which apparently was being manned by a pirate.

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I wasn’t planning on blogging again so soon but two things happened:

1. I realized that last blog was stupid. Kinda neat, sure…but it was one of those “everyday life” blogs completely devoid of anything resembling substance. 90% of bloggers pollute the interweb with that crap that nobody really cares about, making it harder to find the decent shit worth reading.

2. I think I found “The One”.

Yep. And I’m not even joking. She’s damn near perfect.
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In what is shaping up to be a rough past few weeks for American auto makers, Chevrolet admitted today that its attempt at a hostile takeover of the United States has failed, leaving many wondering just exactly what the industry giant will do now.

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Seriously.

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I was just minding my own business the other day when someone posed a very thought-provoking question to me. Being someone who tends to think on occasion, the provocation ended up working and I became somewhat fixated on trying to answer his query.

“What the hell is wrong with you?” is a somewhat complex question to answer. Read the rest of this entry »

Based on a true story 

CAPE GIRARDEAU, Mo. - A local man got a little bit more than he bargained for while patrolling the grounds of the Cape Rock Water Treatment Plant Tuesday night. Read the rest of this entry »